re: How To Get Laid

This was inspired by Joyee Chin's blogpost last evening.

What I enjoy most about reading her blogs is that she doesn't give a fuck about giving fucks. I think society has trained too many girls to be hush-hush about their sex lives, and it's kinda unfair how opposite that is for men. I respect people that can openly talk about sex/fucking/"making love" (side note, Joyee... NOBODY calls it 'making love' unless they're virgins). I think if everybody could be open about this kind of shit, it would take away from the taboo behind it. That being said, i present you with the impeccably-stepped "HOW TO GET LAID (IF YOU'RE A GIRL)":

tell somebody you want to fuck, lol.

I'm sure after people read Joyee's blog her phone starts blowing up with texts like "hey joyee, i just read you're blog. You're such a good writer :) you should teach me how to write :) my dick is a keyboard :)" ... hopefully not to that extent, but let's be honest... the male race is an ungodly group of horny individuals. Any girl who is avowedly willing for sex is put on a pedestal by our gender, because only about 5 % of girls are outright DTF, whereas about 95 % of dudes are (statistic brought to you by the Jackson Dady Yakowicz Research Foundation).

From my experiences, I know that there's A LOT more than 5 % that are down, though.. The "she's-a-prude-she-will-only-give-handjobs" type mindset is mythical. It's just girls are judged 20 times more than guys are for their promiscuity. I'm not saying it SHOULD be that way, but it just is. Just like how society frowns on female masturbation, but encourages ours.

I say, if you wanna have sex, have sex. You'll often be subject to judgement, and circulating rumors from all of Apple Valley, but fuck it... literally.

-Jack