Women

I was debating foregoing an appropriate and relevant topic sentence, and saying something like "F^&4 a B%^&#", but i won't.

Ever since i can remember, my mom has told me "girls are just awful, Jack." It's as though she was trying to mold me to be gay... I never really understood how she could hate a group that she was a part of, but throughout my life i've come across many females that hold the same beliefs. I'm constantly hearing you girls bash your own gender, and i don't know if it's a self-loathing thing, jealousy, or just exhaustion from trying to keep up with the socially-indoctrinated roles that women are forced to adopt. I kinda feel bad at times...

Dudes are allowed to go days without shaving, and it's commonplace. Girls go a couple days without shaving and you better know that all of us guys are just staring at your liphair whilst having a conversation with you. I feel bad... I mean, i'm not calling for the de-womanification (yes, i made that word up) of the gender, and i don't advocate hairy women in the least bit (even though some European armpit-haired women are cute.... yes, i'm the dude that admitted that), but i just thought i should recognize the work you guys do.

I've recently noticed myself writing more "love" songs, especially around this time of the year. I don't know, i just think summer and girls go together like pb & J... or matt galloway and his gay little dog (that's payback for hacking my Twitter, btw). I watched an interview of Drake the other day, in which he was confronted about being "soft" and making music solely for women.... he said something that kind of struck a chord with me. He said he "likes to study women." I think i'm probably the same.... I've been with enough girls to know that some of you are WEIRD AS SHIT. But some are also awesome as hell, and have layers behind them that would never be seen to the naked eye (i'm not speaking anatomy wise..).

I guess i didn't have a point to this blog.... It was kinda provoked by the 12 retweets i got on my tweet that said "Sandwich maybe?" 6 of those retweets were girls... haha you're a weird breed. But we love ya

-Jack