20 Questions

Lately I've been feeling like I'm playing a round of 20 Questions . For those that aren't familiar with the toy aisle at Target, 20 Questions is a pocket-sized electronic game in which you think of a tangible object, and the screen flashes up with 20 different questions. You answer each question with a "Yes" "No" or "Sometimes" and  the game tries to guess the object you are thinking of. SPOILER ALERT: the game was not developed by the porn industry, thus does not have the answer "penis" "vagina" "clitoris" "testicles" or anything of that nature in its database (buzzkill, i know).

I don't know why, but I have become particularly irritated the last couple days by feeling like I constantly need to explain myself to random people through their (sometimes deprecatingly asked) questions. In the words of Kanye, "that's that shit i don't like." I don't consider myself a deviously secretive person at all, but the level of monotony in people's questions (even as trivial a question as "How was your first year at school?!") has begun to annoy. So... I'm gonna play a game of 20 questions with myself. Partially, so you guys will stop badgering me... partially, because I miss Formspring. These questions both include shit that i HAVE been asked the last week or so, and shit that i just made up because i needed to fill the void of the remaining questions. Here we go punks..

1. Who do i like? Nobody. Glad that's out of the way..
2. Why do i seem so angry in my tweets? Mainly because when i tweet, i don't intend to be orating to an audience. Like, if the 1,000 followers of mine were in a gymnasium and i had to give a speech, i would NOT talk about stuff like..pooping. haha, I mean i think i just forget that people actually read the shit i post, mainly i just tweet to vent. Sort of like my blog... sorry if i offend you guys with my tweets.
3. Do i still talk to my ex? Yeah, from time to time. We're civil and i still think very highly of her, she's tight!
4. Why do i want to get a tattoo? One, because I've dealt with a lot of deaths of people that are close to me this year. Two, (and less importantly), because I think they look cool. Maybe that's vain of me, but it's the truth.
5. Who are my subtweets about? Probably you, if you think it is.
6. Why do i want to quit music? It is extremely tiresome and is giving me a bad persona. People think i'm a dick because of some of the music i make, and i don't like that. I'm a nice guy, with a good family that was raised well, and i don't intend to portray myself in any other manner. Once again, sorry.
7. Am i okay? Yeah. I'm awesome
8. How many people have i had sex with? One... unless you count head as sex, too. Haha
9. Who am i hooking up with right now? My hand

(brief interlude, i am not fabricating these questions. I'm going through my inbox on my phone and reanswering them haha.. you guys are weird)

10. Why do i still like the Twins? Total truth, the Twins are as much a part of summer to me as beach volleyball and hanging with friends. They keep me morale up, even when they're losing, because i love em.
11. What's the best song off of "Thomas Lake Mixtape"? track number 4. It's called "Lifted" and Sean features in it.
12. How do i feel about one-night stands? I mean, i don't know. Maybe i'm a puss, but i wouldn't have sex with someone i just met for one night ya kno? But like, other shit has and will go down, and it's fine. College
13. Am i drunk? No
14. What am i even scared of? Tangible: sharks. Intangible: dying and not telling my friends and fam beforehand that i love them.
15. Why is this my last summer at home? Because I will have a house up at Moorhead next year. Also, because i wanna start my life on my own.

(another interlude... that concludes the questions that i have gotten through text, now im gonna make up my own shit. hellllllyeah)

16. What's my favorite color? Green. So all you green eyed girls are very susceptible to winning my heart.
17. Where was i born? Ann Arbor, MI.
18. Where do i wanna live when i'm older? Cali.
19. What's my dream job? Manage a recording studio/label.
20. What's my favorite food? Tacos. Yakos tacos.

Yeah, i know those last five were gay.

I hope this shuts you guys up a little bit

-Jack